Facebook status updates are nothing more than an utter waste of bandwidth. I understand the hypocrisy of me sitting here, typing away my irrelevant opinion on matters that are trivial at best. In many ways, I'm no better than you are. Actually, that's not true. You're an idiot. I'm condescending with a level of self worth that borders on delusional. Regardless, no one cares what you are doing.
Here is an excerpt of the most recent "updates" I have received from "friends" in the last few yours:
XXX: "lost his phone... :("
That sucks. Can't wait until I get an invite to your Group, aptly titled, "I LOST MY PHONE, NEED NUMBERS!"
XXX: " Is So Frustrated With These Stupid Online Tests...FML".
Indeed. Fuck your life.
XXX: "Says: Procrastinating is.......NO BUENO!!!"
Thanks. I'll keep that in mind when I'm on facebook instead of doing productive things, like writing for this blog.
XXX: " is SO excited for my big bday present....the full shabang! Thanksgiving turkey dinner & mimosas in July. All I could ever want!"
Fatty.
XXX: "is craving a big juicy steak, and lausagna, and a big block of cheddar cheese AND taco bell"
See above.
XXX: "Is glad its raining on all the hippies at the country fair."
This is a good update, and gets a pass. I agree.
XXX: "is for sure watching Aladdin right now :)"
Grow up.
XXX: " mon blackberry fait la grève. reach me by email."
What about facebook?
