What are you doing?

Facebook status updates are nothing more than an utter waste of bandwidth. I understand the hypocrisy of me sitting here, typing away my irrelevant opinion on matters that are trivial at best. In many ways, I'm no better than you are. Actually, that's not true. You're an idiot. I'm condescending with a level of self worth that borders on delusional. Regardless, no one cares what you are doing.

Here is an excerpt of the most recent "updates" I have received from "friends" in the last few yours:

XXX: "lost his phone... :("
That sucks. Can't wait until I get an invite to your Group, aptly titled, "I LOST MY PHONE, NEED NUMBERS!"

XXX: " Is So Frustrated With These Stupid Online Tests...FML".
Indeed. Fuck your life.

XXX: "Says: Procrastinating is.......NO BUENO!!!"
Thanks. I'll keep that in mind when I'm on facebook instead of doing productive things, like writing for this blog.

XXX: " is SO excited for my big bday present....the full shabang! Thanksgiving turkey dinner & mimosas in July. All I could ever want!"
Fatty.

XXX: "is craving a big juicy steak, and lausagna, and a big block of cheddar cheese AND taco bell"
See above.


XXX: "Is glad its raining on all the hippies at the country fair."
This is a good update, and gets a pass. I agree.

XXX: "is for sure watching Aladdin right now :)"
Grow up.


XXX: " mon blackberry fait la grève. reach me by email."
What about facebook?

Ed Hardy Makes Wine

Next time you're with the bros, put away the Jager and break out some Wine de Ed Hardy.

RIP Jacko

He touched many peoples lives. Literally and figuratively. But, why is everyone so sad Michael Jackson died? A. No one was alive when he was actually handling the pop game. B. It's probably a hoax to get him out of his legal troubles. C. If he is dead, that saves many innocent children. R.I.P. Farrah Fawcett. Oh and RIP to the 50 some odd people who were killed by a bomb in Iraq. Who needs real news when you can watch "Billy Jean" on repeat.

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There was a time when Tupac asked, "why is there a gunshop on every corner?". Today, we ask ourselves, "why is there a Starbucks on every corner?".

At the se7en sins we look at the gluttony, greed, and down right absurdity of modern commercial culture. Reaching a point where we are willing to whore out those less fortunate than us to further an empty pursuit of material excess.